Colin: I've just worked out why I can never find true love.
Tony: Why's that?
Colin: It's English girls. They're stuck up, you see, and I'm primarily attractive to girls who are, you know, cooler, game for a laugh...like American girls. So I should just go to America – I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?
Tony: I think it's crap, Colin.
Colin: No, that's where you're wrong! American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
Tony: You don't have a cute British accent.
Colin: Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
Tony: Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole, and you must accept it.
Colin: Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
